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Monday, May 10, 2010

Watching for Bird Droppings

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There is a lot of upside to being a bird. However, my observations of birds got me thinking about the downside risks. Rather than take sides about something I know nothing about, I consulted American Bird Conservancy to get their side of the story related to the what-goes-up, must-come-down theory of bird flight…

Dear American Bird Watchers:

Since you’re the experts when it comes to bird habitats, can you please answer something about birds that baffles me? There’s so many of them around, but you never see them die. How come you never see birds free falling from above or keeling over from ledges of buildings or telephone wires?

Don’t birds ever suffer heart attacks in mid-flight or pass out from overexertion? Do they have a special mystical place to die like elephants when the big aviary in the sky squawks out their number? Is it someplace in New Jersey?

Keep flying high and helping us conserve our birds!

An American Bird Conservancy Conservation Biologist responded with:

As you may guess, birds are not immortal and die of many causes but dead birds are hard to find. They don’t usually die of exertion, unless caught in a bad storm during migration. Major sources of bird mortality do include natural predators as well as anthropogenic sources, such as collisions with buildings and other man-made structures, predation by house cats, introduced diseases (like West Nile Virus), pesticide poisoning and other pollution issues, and other causes associated with habitat loss invasive species.

Live birds can also be hard for birders to find, but we don’t usually look for dead ones. Dead birds are quickly scavenged and cleaned up by predators, so they don’t present themselves to be found for long. We do, however, find dead birds when we search for them. For instance, volunteers in several cities monitor buildings early in the morning during migration to count dead birds that collided with buildings. Here is a photo of such a dead bird (Lincoln’s Sparrow) in Baltimore!

Meanwhile, you have some great birding spots in Delray to see live birds. I love Green Caye, Wakodahatchee, and Loxahatchee. Please consider joining ABC to support our important conservation programs.

Final Thoughts: Unfortunately, as proven by the photo of the cute little sparrow that bravely took on a building and lost, birds definitely die. While rushing to many meetings, I’ve crashed into plenty of glass and elevator doors. Although I can’t imagine how painful it is to fly beak-first into a building at full speed. Plus, Baltimore appears to be a trouble spot for birds. Not only did the sparrow meet its demise there, but the Baltimore Orioles have been dying there for years and the Ravens struggle to survive every season. Effective immediately, all Baltimore birds should be rerouted to St. Louis and Arizona where Cardinals flourish. In the meantime, I appeal to everyone in Baltimore buildings to keep their windows open until further notice.

The ABC Conservation Biologist was very gracious with his time and knowledge, which demonstrates the not-for-profit organization’s dedication and passion for birds. American Bird Conservancy is on a mission to “conserve native wild birds and their habitats throughout the Americas.” The photo, this response, and information on ABC’s website moved me to support their conservation programs by making a donation. Here’s where you can learn more about American Bird Conservancy.

Going through life relying on two wings and a prayer is a tough way to go. Before you fly off into any activity involving an organization, a company, or its office building, gain a solid understanding of the obstacles and forces of nature you’re up against. Unfortunately, due to limited research skills, birds can’t always do that. But one way you can get a better idea of what you’re dealing with is to Write The Company.

5 Responses to "Watching for Bird Droppings"

ShelleyD

May 10, 2010 at 10:42 pm

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I used to wonder about this same thing. I think the only dead birds I’ve seen are the babies that fall out of the nest (aww). I have watched squirrels get electrocuted on power lines.

Write The Company

May 11, 2010 at 12:10 am

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You might be spending too much time looking out your window. I’ll have to find out who’s in charge of squirrel safety and send them a letter!

Kristina Evey

May 11, 2010 at 10:42 pm

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My husband has commented about this same topic many times as well. In the house I used to grow up in, we had 6 HUGE windows. Well, we had many a bird burial because the poor little things didn’t get the memo that they were reflective windows, not just a pass through. The worst part was the sound they made when they hit. :-(

Write The Company

May 12, 2010 at 2:52 pm

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The thud is pretty unsettling. A large bird tried to fly through my mom’s windshield on the highway. Luckily, my mom was fine, but the bird and the windshield weren’t. In addition to windows and windshields, I wonder if birds ever consider targeting people that wear glasses.

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May 12, 2010 at 3:56 pm

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