What’s the best way to deal with dryness? Reach out to experts experienced in ending droughts, like the company that makes K-Y Liquibeads…

Dear Vaginal Moisturizers:

I think K-Y Liquibeads are an intriguing product and I don’t even have a vagina.

I’m not sure how K-Y Liquibeads work, but do their moisturizing powers extend beyond the vagina region? More specifically, if someone suffers from chronic dry mouth, could they suck on Liquibeads and enjoy the same kind of long lasting benefits moisture-challenged vaginas receive?

What happens if someone has oral sex with a woman who recently quenched her vagina’s thirst with a Liquibead? Are the moisturizing benefits passed on to her partner? Will they start salivating faster than a St. Bernard on a hot summer day in the Swiss Alps?

You certainly have made it possible for women to make the moist of this situation.

The response from the Information Center handling my inquiry included…

Thank you for contacting Personal Products Company, makers of K-Y® Brand Liquibeads™ Long Lasting Vaginal Moisturizer. It is always important to hear from our customers and we appreciate the time you have taken to contact us.

With regards to your recent inquiries. K-Y® Brand products are not intended for oral use, although it is safe for small amounts to be ingested. As with any product, medical reactions should be reported promptly to a health care professional. In addition K-Y® Brand Liquibeads is a vaginal moisturizer that helps relieve general vaginal dryness associated with menopause, childbirth, breastfeeding or use of certain medications.

Thank you for your interest in our products. Should you have any questions or comments in the future, please feel free to contact us again. (Contact information and website addresses for additional products followed).

Final Thoughts: Clearly, one woman’s oasis is another man’s desert. That premise might be a little too deep for further elaboration on this blog, but perhaps it would make for a riveting pitch as a Lifetime movie. This product wasn’t the solution for my kind of dryness. However, if you feel it might put an end to your dry patch, take a look at K-Y Liquibeads.

Many things on or in your body can go dry. One way to make sure your ideas don’t dry up is to get them down on paper and Write The Company.

Update 4/12/11: The K-Y Liquibeads webpage is currently not live. According to a Customer Service representative I spoke with today, the product is not currently in production, but will be returning in May.