Sunday, February 5, 2012

Posts Tagged ‘rice

After reading about white rice, I contacted the US Rice Producers Association to get the scoop on a possible side effect from eating it… Dear US Rice Producers: Please help me with some questions about rice. I tried writing Uncle Ben and Rice University, but they either didn’t know or were too busy to write [...]

Even though Uncle Ben didn’t respond to my inquiry about rice and constipation, I set my sights this time on learning something else about rice from Zatarain’s — a New Orleans Tradition Since 1889… Dear Kings of New Orleans Cuisine: There’s no doubt that Zatarain’s New Orleans-style food products are quite tasty. Any one of [...]

I recently posted a letter to Aunt Jemima. Here’s one that’s semi-related, which I sent to Uncle Ben… Dear Uncle Ben: I had an Uncle Ben, but he passed away, so I hope this letter finds you in good health. There’s one thing that concerns me about rice. I don’t mean to get too personal, [...]

Even with rice, timing is everything. How can you tell if it’s the right time for rice? I checked with Riviana Foods, makers of Minute Rice… Dear Rice Cookers: I’m pretty bad with math, so maybe you can help me out. Your cooking directions say to boil the Ready to Serve Brown & Wild Rice [...]

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