Sunday, February 5, 2012

Posts Tagged ‘Procter & Gamble

No matter how much laundry there is, it’s too much! Another thing there’s too much of is Tide liquid laundry detergent options. I told Tide why… Hi Tide: I surfed the Tide website and landed in the Tide Laundry Detergents section where it says: “CHOOSE A TIDE LIQUID.” After seeing the choices, I felt as [...]

There are dos and don’ts when it comes to brushing teeth. I contacted Crest requesting more information about some of the more dangerous ones… Dear Titans of Toothpaste: My toothpaste of choice is Crest Whitening Expressions Cinnamon Rush. But after reading the box more carefully, I rushed to mail you these important questions… Under “Warnings,” [...]

Crest Pro-Health Rinse got me so confused that I couldn’t tell the difference between day and night. But I could tell Procter & Gamble, manufacturers of Crest products… Dear Mouth Rinserologists, What’s the story with Crest Pro-Health Night Antigingivitis/Antiplaque Oral Rinse? You claim it “Fights Plaque at Night.” Then there’s a Crest Pro-Health Oral Rinse [...]

Most people only know the names of two comets: Halley’s Comet and Comet Cleanser. Over the years, I’ve only been able to observe one close-up and recently filed these findings with the force behind it, Prestige Brands… Dear Chief of Comet Quality: As far as disinfectant cleansers go, I think Comet is superb — even [...]

When I accidentally found out that sweat odor isn’t the only thing Old Spice Deodorant fights off, I couldn’t wait to tell the company… Dear Old Spicers: Every summer my apartment used to be invaded by ants. Aside from the fact that ants are creepy creatures, letting them scurry around the kitchen makes it almost [...]

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