Crest Pro-Health Rinse got me so confused that I couldn’t tell the difference between day and night. But I could tell Procter & Gamble, manufacturers of Crest products…
Dear Mouth Rinserologists,
What’s the story with Crest Pro-Health Night Antigingivitis/Antiplaque Oral Rinse? You claim it “Fights Plaque at Night.” Then there’s a Crest Pro-Health Oral Rinse that [...]
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
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Posts Tagged ‘Procter & Gamble’
Most people only know the names of two comets: Halley’s Comet and Comet Cleanser. Over the years, I’ve only been able to observe one close-up and recently filed these findings with the force behind it, Prestige Brands…
Dear Chief of Comet Quality:
As far as disinfectant cleansers go, I think Comet is superb — even though I [...]
When I accidentally found out that sweat odor isn’t the only thing Old Spice Deodorant fights off, I couldn’t wait to tell the company…
Dear Old Spicers:
Every summer my apartment used to be invaded by ants. Aside from the fact that ants are creepy creatures, letting them scurry around the kitchen makes it almost impossible to [...]
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