Sunday, September 5, 2010

Posts Tagged ‘plastic paratroopers

There was a toy in Target that didn’t come with instructions, so I asked them for some guidance… Dear Target Toy Team: In your toy section, I came across a product called “Party Paratroopers,” — plastic Army men with parachute packs. Since this toy is marketed under the Target brand, I hope you will hit [...]

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