Crest Pro-Health Rinse got me so confused that I couldn’t tell the difference between day and night. But I could tell Procter & Gamble, manufacturers of Crest products…
Dear Mouth Rinserologists,
What’s the story with Crest Pro-Health Night Antigingivitis/Antiplaque Oral Rinse? You claim it “Fights Plaque at Night.” Then there’s a Crest Pro-Health Oral Rinse that [...]
Thursday, March 11, 2010
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Posts Tagged ‘plaque’
Germs are everywhere these days. I’m particularly grossed out by the ones that live in peoples’ mouths, especially my own. I spit out this letter to Listerine to learn more about what kind of germs are attacking us…
Dear General of Germ Warfare:
The label on Listerine says, “Kills Germs by Millions on Contact.” I’m thrilled that [...]
KEEPING COMPANIES HONEST ... RIGHT DOWN TO THE LETTER
A candid collection of crazy correspondence containing comments, complaints, criticisms, critiques and confessions that categorically captures and conveys the confusion, complications, curiosities, compliments and consequences consumers and customers constructively confront, creatively contemplate and/or continuously consider. Comprende?
- Dear VP of Marketing: Your "target audience" isn't really a target. Targets are things you fire at, attack, hit and try to destroy. Try aiming for the funny bone. I've got some terrific ideas. Write me!
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