How versatile is marble polish? I had no idea until after I rolled out this letter to MARBLELIFE…
Dear Marble Mavens,
I’m inquiring about your marble polish. How would this product work on real marbles?
Will it shine up an entire collection? Would the colors glow brighter than a bald man’s scalp on a sunny day? Could the [...]
Thursday, March 11, 2010
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- Dear VP of Marketing: Your "target audience" isn't really a target. Targets are things you fire at, attack, hit and try to destroy. Try aiming for the funny bone. I've got some terrific ideas. Write me!
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