Saturday, July 31, 2010

Posts Tagged ‘kills germs on contact

Germs are everywhere these days. I’m particularly grossed out by the ones that live in peoples’ mouths, especially my own. I spit out this letter to Listerine to learn more about what kind of germs are attacking us… Dear General of Germ Warfare: The label on Listerine says, “Kills Germs by Millions on Contact.” I’m [...]

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