I’m not trying to stop smoking, but I wanted to see what the makers of Nicorette stop smoking gum thought of this idea… Dear Stop Smoking and Start Chewing Gum Advocates: I understand that Nicorette Gum relieves nicotine cravings anytime, anywhere. Will it work in New Jersey? I don’t smoke, but when I’m in certain [...]
Saturday, July 31, 2010
Posts Tagged ‘GlaxoSmithKline’
Have you ever laughed so hard you peed your pants? I seem to have that affect on a friend. After the fourth or fifth time, I wrote GlaxoSmithKline to see if their drug VESIcare would help her stay in control during her wetting day… Dear Overactive Bladder Controllers: I’ve seen those Avodart commercials for people [...]
These days, toothpastes are real multitaskers. One task in particular that Aquafresh takes on caught me by surprise, so I looked into it… Dear Aquafreshers, I feel sorry for Aquafresh stripes. They come out so perfectly, and then once you start brushing, it looks more like you licked the primary colors off a watercolor painting. [...]
How I caught a cold sore without having a cold or even so much as the chills is beyond me. I could have worn a surgical mask for 12 days and hoped no one noticed. Instead, I tried Abreva. That experience got me pumped up in more ways than one. So I popped this product [...]
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