Saturday, July 31, 2010

Posts Tagged ‘cry uncle

I recently posted a letter to Aunt Jemima. Here’s one that’s semi-related, which I sent to Uncle Ben… Dear Uncle Ben: I had an Uncle Ben, but he passed away, so I hope this letter finds you in good health. There’s one thing that concerns me about rice. I don’t mean to get too personal, [...]

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