Boar’s Head believes they make “The best roast chicken. Ever.” Yes, it is good chicken. However, after seeing their recent advertising campaign, I gave them a mouthful of what I believe…
Dear Heads of Boar’s:
Your Boar’s Head EverRoast Chicken commercial says, “It’s like that glorious roast chicken that grandma used to make … only better.” Are [...]
Thursday, March 11, 2010
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Everyone has heard of Chicken McNuggets. The real question is: Does anyone know what they really are? Hmm, McDonald’s should…
Dear Makers of the McNugget:
I don’t eat red meat or fried foods, but still want to enjoy McDonald’s. So as far as your Chicken McNuggets go, my preference is to peel off the McFried coating and [...]
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