Germs are everywhere these days. I’m particularly grossed out by the ones that live in peoples’ mouths, especially my own. I spit out this letter to Listerine to learn more about what kind of germs are attacking us… Dear General of Germ Warfare: The label on Listerine says, “Kills Germs by Millions on Contact.” I’m [...]
Saturday, July 31, 2010
Posts Tagged ‘bacteria’
You think some of your relatives make you sick when they visit? That’s nothing compared to how harmful germs visiting on your household surfaces can make you feel. They not only spread fast, they can spread illness. One way to defeat them is to disinfect (although this will not work on your relatives). I tried [...]
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