“Mirror, mirror, on the wall, why is my face one of the scariest of all?” Perhaps those asking that question just need to learn a new trick or two. I contacted Covermark, “World leader in Cosmetic Camouflage”, to see if their Face Magic make-up might be the answer…

Dear Face Fixers:

I wrote you about four months ago and never heard back. If my email didn’t end up in your spam filter, I’m hoping that whoever ignored it is no longer with the company and that whoever receives it now will reply. So, here’s what I’d like to know…

Let’s face facts, there are lots of faces out there that can use a little magic and just as many I’d like to see disappear completely. What can you tell me about the kind of magic Face Magic performs?

Does Face Magic repair broken capillaries? For that matter how do capillaries break in the first place? How many capillaries are even in the average face and how many, on average, are broken at any given moment? What about spider veins? Does Face Magic get a leg up on them even though they’re on someone’s face?

Is Face Magic only formulated for female faces or does it also work on male faces? Most men have built in facial cover in that they can just grow a beard to cover anything unsightly that appears. Sort of like that magnetic pencil metal shavings fuzzy face toy. Do men purchase Face Magic, and if so, do they tend to start purchasing other cosmetic products intended for women and then, before long, start shopping for panties at Victoria’s Secret?

Thank you for helping people face up to their flaws and then cover them up so everyone else doesn’t have to look at or be grossed out by them. This is great progress! Until now, I’ve always subscribed to the theory that beauty is only a light switch away. But can you make me a believer of Face Magic?

A Representative from CM Beauty Online responded with:

Thank you for your interest in CM Beauty. We have many male clients that use our products, but this is a concealment cosmetic it doesn’t fix anything just covers it. We usually recommend our Sample the Possibilities Kit to start. The Sample the Possibilities Kit is really a great way to test out our products before committing to a full size product. Each kit also comes with a 15% off coupon for your next order. If you need any further assistance please let us know.

Final Thoughts: Very few people have the face of an angel. Unfortunately, too many have the kind of face only a mother can love or one that can stop traffic. Plenty of other faces are trying to fight off blemishes, uneven skin discoloration, blotchy skin, freckles, age spots, bruising, broken capillaries, spider veins, Vitiligo, Lupus and Rosacea, among other things, all of which Face Magic claims it can help. So it’s no wonder why a form of magic is required to help make these problems disappear.

Terms like “concealment cosmetic” and cosmetic camouflage” are pretty creative. If you can’t fix something, why not hide it? The only downside is if the make-up wears off overnight and you wake up before the person who did the concealing. So regardless of whether you are or aren’t sure if whomever you’re sleeping with is concealing anything, you still might want to consider playing it safe by doing a little concealing of your own, such as a flask of whiskey in the nightstand drawer.

If your entire face, or something on it needs concealing, look into Face Magic. However, if you want to see whether a manufacturer puts on a good face when responding to customers, simply Write The Company.

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