There’s one Kashi cereal in particular I love eating to start my day. I told the company how I felt about it because I just couldn’t hold it in anymore…

Dear Keepers of the Kashi:

Your Kashi GOLEAN Crunch is dynamite! Unfortunately, that’s the problem. As much as I love it, the explosions it sets off in the form of gas makes it sound like I’m being followed by a jackhammer.

What’s in the GOLEAN Crunch that’s causing me to crunch my cheeks after every bowl? I’d hate to have to cut back on my Kashi because it tastes great and it’s healthy, butt I’m not sure I can continue handling the rumbling repercussions.

Love & Kashis,
“Me”

A Consumer Relations Representative from Kashi Company responded with:

Thank you for reaching out to us.

We are sorry about the crunchiness with our Kashi® GOLEAN Crunch!® Cereal. We do our best to create foods that folks enjoy.

I am glad to hear you enjoy that product but the texture of it may be a little bit too crunchy if it is causing for you to do that to your cheeks. May I suggest another cereal? We do have the Kashi® GOLEAN® Cereal, it’s not in clusters but does provide the crunchy fiber twigs and I think it is delicious.

Enclosed is a coupon so you can give that cereal a try and let us know how you feel about it.

Thanks again for sharing your thoughts. We’ll be sure to pass your feedback along to the appropriate people here at Kashi.

Best of health,
“Them”

Final Thoughts: Hmm, I suspected my problem was caused by too much fiber. It was the crunch all along! If you want to crunch more into your day, try a Kashi cereal. But if either of your cheeks are trying to tell you something, it might be wise to Write The Company.