Friday, May 18, 2012

Archive for the ‘Sex & Romance’ Category

Many men and former women have thought about enlarging their penis at great length. Yet while they long for a larger penis, there’s no shortage of products and systems available that promise big results. I emailed PenisAdvantage, who claim to be “well renowned for being a pioneer of the natural penis exercise movement,” to learn [...]

You may describe whoever or whatever you’re in love with as a doll. But after discovering fully articulated and poseable silicone Lovable Dolls, I wanted to learn more about why men are attracted to them… Dear Lovable Dolls Creators: Your life-size Lovable Dolls caught my attention. I’ve never had a sexual encounter with a woman [...]

If you’ve ever laid your eyes on publications like SCORE, Voluptuous, 18eighteen, Naughty Neighbors and Leg Sex, you’ve heard of The SCORE Group — a leader in the adult print and web publishing industry with corporate headquarters in Miami, Florida. What a coincidence! I’m an adult! I live in the Miami area! I contacted them [...]

In this case, the title isn’t referring to Trojan’s profitability. I contacted Church & Dwight, manufacturers of Trojan Condoms, with a different kind of mint in mind… Dear Condom Consumer Sexual Affairs Experts: My wife only likes to kiss me when my mouth is minty fresh. So I was thinking, why not put out a [...]

For some, choosing a condom is a big deal. For others, it’s a small thing. Either way, there are lots of condoms to consider. So when I found the ONE, I shot off this letter to the manufacturer… Dear Prophylacticators, I came across your ONE Next Generation Condoms and got excited just reading the box. [...]

What man wouldn’t like to get his hands on a Playboy Bunny? Since I never did, I wrote Playboy hoping they would help me accomplish the next best thing… Dear Director of Playboy Bunny Affairs: It doesn’t look like I’m ever going to have an affair with a Playboy Bunny in this lifetime. In fact, [...]

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