In this case, the title isn’t referring to Trojan’s profitability. I contacted Church & Dwight, manufacturers of Trojan Condoms, with a different kind of mint in mind…
Dear Condom Consumer Sexual Affairs Experts:
My wife only likes to kiss me when my mouth is minty fresh. So I was thinking, why not put out a mint scented [...]
Friday, March 12, 2010
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For some, choosing a condom is a big deal. For others, it’s a small thing. Either way, there are lots of condoms to consider. So when I found the ONE, I shot off this letter to the manufacturer…
Dear Prophylacticators,
I came across your ONE Next Generation Condoms and got excited just reading the box. Maybe [...]
What man wouldn’t like to get his hands on a Playboy Bunny? Since I never did, I wrote Playboy hoping they would help me accomplish the next best thing…
Dear Director of Playboy Bunny Affairs:
It doesn’t look like I’m ever going to have an affair with a Playboy Bunny in this lifetime. In fact, the closest [...]
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A candid collection of crazy correspondence containing comments, complaints, criticisms, critiques and confessions that categorically captures and conveys the confusion, complications, curiosities, compliments and consequences consumers and customers constructively confront, creatively contemplate and/or continuously consider. Comprende?
- Dear VP of Marketing: Your "target audience" isn't really a target. Targets are things you fire at, attack, hit and try to destroy. Try aiming for the funny bone. I've got some terrific ideas. Write me!
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