Friday, May 18, 2012

Archive for the ‘Pets & Animals’ Category

“Power to the Squirrels” is not a movement led by a pack of raucous rebel rodents. Although when it comes to power, squirrels may be walking a fine line. What are the risks for our bushy-tailed friends on power lines in Florida? I asked Florida Power & Light… Dear Power Suppliers: In addition to providing [...]

The distinct red Target logo is hard to miss. Even though it’s all over their stores, advertisements and commercials, there’s one other thing it’s on that I was more interested in asking them about… Dear Target Shopper Servicers: I shop at Target all the time. Well, not all the time, I have a life outside [...]

Many chewy foods aren’t necessarily good for your health or teeth. As a result, I wondered if 3M, manufacturers of Nutri-Dog Chews, might be onto something… Dear Dog Chew Makers: Nutri-Dog All Natural Dental Chews sound yummy! Do these chews really help freshen breath while reducing plaque and tartar? Unfortunately, I don’t own a dog, [...]

I never imagined that this inquiry about turtle care to the Sea Turtle Restoration Project would trigger the kind of response it did… Dear Turtle Restorers: Can you please share some expert advice regarding turtle restoration? There’s a product called Turtle Wax, which claims to clean, shine and protect car finishes. Could it also be [...]

There is a lot of upside to being a bird. However, my observations of birds got me thinking about the downside risks. Rather than take sides about something I know nothing about, I consulted American Bird Conservancy to get their side of the story related to the what-goes-up, must-come-down theory of bird flight… Dear American [...]

It’s not always a dog-eat-dog world. Sometimes it’s a dog-eat-people world. That’s why I reached out to Sergeant’s Pet Care Products, manufacturers of People Crackers… Dear Sarge, Your People Crackers Treats for Dogs caught my attention. It’s a little sick and twisted that the characters you want dogs to eat are police officers, postal carriers [...]

What comes to mind when you hear “Shih Tzu”? The correct answer is not “Gesundheit!” What comes to my mind is how so many people have dogged saying it right for so long. That’s why I turned to the American Shih Tzu Club… Dear Those Who Master The Shih Tzu: Once and for all, can [...]

This inquiry about Mighty Dog should give you some food for thought. Then again, it might not… Dear Mighty Dog Nutritionists: I must admit, your Mighty Dog Chicken, Egg & Bacon Dinner looks mighty tasty. What would happen if a human ate it? It sure looks a lot better than some of the stuff my [...]

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