It’s not always a dog-eat-dog world. Sometimes it’s a dog-eat-people world. That’s why I reached out to Sergeant’s Pet Care Products, manufacturers of People Crackers…
Dear Sarge,
Your People Crackers Treats for Dogs caught my attention. It’s a little sick and twisted that the characters you want dogs to eat are police officers, postal carriers and delivery [...]
Friday, March 12, 2010
Write The Company
Do you BUY what they say?
Archive for the ‘Pets’ Category
What comes to mind when you hear “Shih Tzu”? The correct answer is not “Gesundheit!” What comes to my mind is how so many people have dogged saying it right for so long. That’s why I turned to the American Shih Tzu Club…
Dear Those Who Master The Shih Tzu:
Once and for all, can you solve [...]
This inquiry about Mighty Dog should give you some food for thought. Then again, it might not…
Dear Mighty Dog Nutritionists:
I must admit, your Mighty Dog Chicken, Egg & Bacon Dinner looks mighty tasty. What would happen if a human ate it? It sure looks a lot better than some of the stuff my wife whips [...]
KEEPING COMPANIES HONEST ... RIGHT DOWN TO THE LETTER
A candid collection of crazy correspondence containing comments, complaints, criticisms, critiques and confessions that categorically captures and conveys the confusion, complications, curiosities, compliments and consequences consumers and customers constructively confront, creatively contemplate and/or continuously consider. Comprende?
- Dear VP of Marketing: Your "target audience" isn't really a target. Targets are things you fire at, attack, hit and try to destroy. Try aiming for the funny bone. I've got some terrific ideas. Write me!
MEMO TO CORPORATE
