Friday, May 18, 2012

Archive for the ‘Hygiene & Grooming’ Category

When it comes to the subject of breasts, I’ve always maintained a firm position. That’s why coming across Palmer’s Cocoa Butter Formula Bust Firming Massage Cream made me want to enhance my education in this area even further… Dear Skin Pamperers at Palmer’s: I’d like to learn more about your Bust Firming Massage Cream. It’s [...]

People are handing over germs everywhere you go. It has become increasingly necessary to implement a hand hygiene regimen to protect yourself from anyone you come in contact with that participates in activities such as handshaking, sneezing, utilizing public restrooms and rhinotillexomania (compulsive nose picking). But hands aren’t the only way germs are spread. I [...]

A glycerine bar soap called Clearly Natural looked interesting, so I gave it a try. As the bar wore down, some things about it stood out. I contacted the manufacturer, Beaumont Products, to see if this was natural… Dear Soapologists: I’ve recently switched soap brands and now use Clearly Natural Soap. The last soap irritated [...]

Even though you can save a fortune on manicures, nail biting is a very unappetizing habit. When I came up with a potential solution, I wrote Broadway Nails, which belongs to Kiss Products, who claim to be “the world’s largest manufacturer and distributor of professional quality nail products,” to see if I was on to [...]

A few things about a friend’s favorite brand of tampons were making her feel anxious and irritable. Just hearing about this made me feel the same way. I contacted o.b. Tampons to see if they could help… Dear Tampon Technicians: I’m writing on behalf of my friend Brooklyn. She tells me she’s been buying o.b. [...]

Some people sweat a lot, but that doesn’t mean they need a lot of deodorant. In fact, what they may really need is a little deodorant. I got in touch with Mennen to share my observations… Dear Arm Pit Protectors, I live in Florida, the Sunshine State. Because of all the sunshine, it’s pretty hot [...]

After combing through information about Nair for Men Hair Remover, I discovered the area where I wanted to use it wasn’t being promoted. I contacted Church & Dwight Co., Inc. to find out why… Dear Nair Hair Removers, What’s the difference between Nair for Men and the Nair you make for women? Isn’t Nair Nair? [...]

While visiting my parent’s home in 1997, I found a product that caught me by surprise. It was Lucky Kentucky Shampoo from Palm Beach Beauty Products, but it didn’t appear to be for humans. Since I thought my mom had gone nuts, I immediately consulted the manufacturer for advice…  Dear Head of Shampoo Products: This [...]

Shampoo advertising for women has much more finesse than what you see for men. What would happen if a man added some Finesse to his grooming routine? I asked the makers of Finesse shampoos… Dear Hair Finessers: I’d love to get my hair fresh, soft and silky all at once like your Finesse 2-In-1 Shampoo [...]

Crest Pro-Health Rinse got me so confused that I couldn’t tell the difference between day and night. But I could tell Procter & Gamble, manufacturers of Crest products… Dear Mouth Rinserologists, What’s the story with Crest Pro-Health Night Antigingivitis/Antiplaque Oral Rinse? You claim it “Fights Plaque at Night.” Then there’s a Crest Pro-Health Oral Rinse [...]

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