Friday, February 10, 2012

Archive for the ‘Hygiene & Grooming’ Category

People love being told they’ve got a good head on their shoulders. However, millions of others are considered flaky because their heads and shoulders are covered in dandruff. Since Head & Shoulders anti-dandruff shampoo is a Procter & Gamble brand, I contacted them to see what they know that allows them to stay a head [...]

There were some issues concerning U by Kotex Click Tampons that needed clarification. So to learn more about U, I consulted them… Dear Kotexers, You sent an auto response when I emailed last November. It said, “Due to an increased interest in our products, your personalized response may not be delivered as quickly as we [...]

Automatic towel dispensers in public restrooms don’t always cooperate. It often turns into a classic battle of man versus machine. Rather than throw in the towel and let these machines win, I asked the manufacturer of Renown Wave’n Dry for some hands-on advice… Dear Renown Hand Towel Dispenser Distributors: When using your Wave’n Dry restroom [...]

For any man that has hair, good color is critical. To gain a better understanding of the color choices available I consulted Combe, makers of Just For Men… Dear Just For Men Hair Colorers: I noticed that your Just For Men Shampoo-In Haircolor comes in a variety of colors. Two of the colors are Real [...]

The website copy describing CK Free, a Calvin Klein fragrance from Coty, set off all sorts of manly thoughts. That had me following the scent to learn more… Dear Calvin: After reading about ckfree for men, there are a few things I’d appreciate you kindly clarifying. For example, you describe it as an aromatic warm [...]

There are dos and don’ts when it comes to brushing teeth. I contacted Crest requesting more information about some of the more dangerous ones… Dear Titans of Toothpaste: My toothpaste of choice is Crest Whitening Expressions Cinnamon Rush. But after reading the box more carefully, I rushed to mail you these important questions… Under “Warnings,” [...]

Things weren’t exactly gliding along smoothly between me and my floss. I let P&G know why… Dear Floss Fanatics: Crest Glide and Oral-B Floss are both manufactured by Procter & Gamble, but you should already know that. What you don’t know is how much flosstration they cause me. When Glide hit the market it was [...]

When it comes to the subject of breasts, I’ve always maintained a firm position. That’s why coming across Palmer’s Cocoa Butter Formula Bust Firming Massage Cream made me want to enhance my education in this area even further… Dear Skin Pamperers at Palmer’s: I’d like to learn more about your Bust Firming Massage Cream. It’s [...]

People are handing over germs everywhere you go. It has become increasingly necessary to implement a hand hygiene regimen to protect yourself from anyone you come in contact with that participates in activities such as handshaking, sneezing, utilizing public restrooms and rhinotillexomania (compulsive nose picking). But hands aren’t the only way germs are spread. I [...]

A glycerine bar soap called Clearly Natural looked interesting, so I gave it a try. As the bar wore down, some things about it stood out. I contacted the manufacturer, Beaumont Products, to see if this was natural… Dear Soapologists: I’ve recently switched soap brands and now use Clearly Natural Soap. The last soap irritated [...]

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