Friday, May 18, 2012

Archive for the ‘Health Care’ Category

For over 130 years, Luden’s has been helping people get the drop on throat irritation. But some information on the Luden’s Throat Drops package started making my brain feel sore. I consulted Blacksmith Brands to see if they could also help soothe my mind… Dear Blacksmiths that Work on Throats: The LUDEN’S Throat Drops product [...]

There are many requirements to consider when choosing a daily multiple vitamin. I questioned Sundown Naturals to see if one of theirs met my daily requirements… Dear Vitaminians: I’ve got two problems. Actually, I have many more than that, but only two Sundown Naturals can help me with that are vitamin-related, so there’s no point [...]

Knowing how to breathe right is critical. I checked to see what the manufacturers of Breathe Right nasal strips had to say on the subject… Dear Breathing through the Nose Experts: I’d like to learn more about breathing right and Breathe Right nasal strips seem like a good place to start. I’m one of those [...]

A renu multi-purpose solution from Bausch + Lomb for contact lenses caught my eye. Would it still do what it claims for someone who doesn’t wear contacts? I asked them and found out… Dear Renuers: I wrote your Vision Care division 3 months ago, but never heard back. Is it possible they didn’t see my [...]

Headaches can really mess with your head. That’s why I approached the aspirin authorities at Anacin in an attempt to acquire answers about them… Dear Head of Headaches: I don’t get headaches. What I mean is that I don’t not get them, I just don’t actually get them. Not that I don’t literally get them, [...]

We’ve gotten used to seeing products that come in Original, Extra and Maximum Strength. Then there are Single, Double or Triple Strength items as well. As for fish oil, I contacted Puritan’s Pride to investigate their triple strength formula further… Dear Puritans: Puritan’s Pride Triple Strength Omega-3 Fish Oil has my head swimming in thought. [...]

After the subject of yeast infections came up with a female friend, I consulted Amerifit Brands, manufacturers of AZO Yeast, to investigate further… Dear Fighters of the Yeast Beast: From what I can tell, AZO YEAST effectively relieves yeast infections. I’ve never had a yeast infection, probably because I never had a vagina either. That [...]

It’s bad enough that itches make you itch. To make things worse, even when you scratch them they not only come back, they often show up someplace else. I went on an itch hunt to find out why, beginning with the manufacturers of Gold Bond Anti-Itch Lotion… Dear Itch Specialists: It’s very cool that Gold [...]

I’m not trying to stop smoking, but I wanted to see what the makers of Nicorette stop smoking gum thought of this idea… Dear Stop Smoking and Start Chewing Gum Advocates: I understand that Nicorette Gum relieves nicotine cravings anytime, anywhere. Will it work in New Jersey? I don’t smoke, but when I’m in certain [...]

After reading an article about unhealthy conditions in public swimming pools based on a Centers for Disease Control and Prevention review, I contacted the CDC to investigate further… Dear Disease Controllers & Preventers: First, I’d like to congratulate the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention for doing such a fine job. With all the diseases [...]

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