Friday, February 10, 2012

Archive for the ‘Health Care’ Category

Why people take Evening Primrose Oil is their business. What interests me is when to take it. That’s why I consulted NOW Foods — a health food and nutritional supplements supplier since 1968 — for guidance… Dear Award-Winning Manufacturer, Respected Advocate of the Natural Product Industry and Leader in the Fields of Nutritional Science and Methods Development [...]

Colds may be common, but it’s not uncommon to do everything possible to fight them. That’s why I contacted the makers of Cold-EEZE for clarification on some of their claims… Dear Cold-EEZERS: I’m usually skeptical of Over-The-Counter treatments, but I use Cold-EEZE anyway. In any case, I have some questions and it would make me [...]

While trying to understand photo damage, a million images flashed through my mind. So I consulted TRUE Cosmetics to see if they could provide me with a better frame of reference about it… Dear Skin Care Specialists: You claim that BeingTRUE Advanced Treatment Cleanser is perfect for all skin types, especially those with photo damage. [...]

There are many claims regarding the healing powers of Epsom Salt. Are they true? I consulted the experts behind Quality Choice Epsom Salt at Chain Drug Marketing Association to find out… Dear Epsom Salt Miners: Some people swear by Epsom Salt. Of course, many people I know swear by, for and at a lot of [...]

On the Monistat website it says: “Heals your body. Soothes your mind.” As a man, I don’t need this treatment to heal my body. However, I wrote McNeil-PPC, makers of Monistat, to see if they could help soothe my mind… Dear Yeast Infection Fighters: Since Monistat treats symptoms associated with yeast infections, can you please [...]

There’s a disclaimer on the packaging of many products that baffles me. I contacted the National Cancer Institute Division of Cancer Prevention to find out why manufacturers are allowed to use it… Dear Those Concerned with Preventing Cancer: I’ve noticed quite a few household products with warnings on the package that say something like: “This [...]

Getting relief from allergies can be difficult. So can finding relief from understanding the information behind allergy treatments. I singled out SINGULAIR from Merck to learn more about how it works… Dear Allergy Treaters: You claim that SINGULAIR is a different way to treat indoor and outdoor allergies. I’m confused. Other than indoor and outdoor [...]

In many countries, people complain that their government makes them feel sick. After discovering MedlinePlus — a health information website from the U.S. National Library of Medicine, a part of the National Institutes of Health, U.S. Department of Health and Human Services — I inquired to see if they could help me feel less sick… [...]

For over 130 years, Luden’s has been helping people get the drop on throat irritation. But some information on the Luden’s Throat Drops package started making my brain feel sore. I consulted Blacksmith Brands to see if they could also help soothe my mind… Dear Blacksmiths that Work on Throats: The LUDEN’S Throat Drops product [...]

There are many requirements to consider when choosing a daily multiple vitamin. I questioned Sundown Naturals to see if one of theirs met my daily requirements… Dear Vitaminians: I’ve got two problems. Actually, I have many more than that, but only two Sundown Naturals can help me with that are vitamin-related, so there’s no point [...]

KEEPING COMPANIES HONEST ... RIGHT DOWN TO THE LETTER

A candid collection of crazy correspondence containing comments, complaints, criticisms, critiques and confessions that categorically captures and conveys the confusion, complications, curiosities, compliments and consequences consumers and customers constructively confront, creatively contemplate and/or continuously consider. Comprende?

    Inside the Mind of Write The Company

  • Zengage interviews Write The Company: When Corporate America is Your Pen Pal

    The Consumer Matters: Who Writes Write The Company?

    Dawna MacLean's Passion Profile Featuring Write The Company

  • Coaching, Training & Speaking

      Strengthen Your Responses to Customers

    • Increase the power and personality of your customer service correspondence with Write The Company...
      Learn more

    Get Into Some FUNNY BUSINESS

  • Improve your company's sense of humor:

    > Entertaining Training
    > Comedic Concepts
    > Comical Copy
    > Taglines that Tickle
    > Amusing Articles
    > LOL Presentations
    > Client, Product, Customer & Consumer Humor Support
    > Seriously Funny Scripts
    Write me!

  • Alltop, confirmation that I kick ass