No matter how much laundry there is, it’s too much! Another thing there’s too much of is Tide liquid laundry detergent options. I told Tide why… Hi Tide: I surfed the Tide website and landed in the Tide Laundry Detergents section where it says: “CHOOSE A TIDE LIQUID.” After seeing the choices, I felt as [...]

Many kids act like wild animals, especially at children’s birthday parties. In an attempt to bring some civility to these festive occasions, I reached out to JCPenney to see if they could accommodate this idea… Dear Big & Tall Fashion Fanatics from JCPenney: Everyone knows how big JCPenney is when it comes to shopping values [...]

Jeans have been around so long that it’s hard to imagine them ever wearing out their welcome. Since I’m having trouble relating to some of the styles now, I wrote the jeaniuses at Levi Strauss to get their fashion insights… Dear Creators of the Very First Pair of Jeans: It’s incredible that you created jeans [...]

Buying a bra isn’t the easiest thing for a man to do. I wrote Wonderbra to see if they could provide any support… Dear Bratenders: I’m interested in buying some bras as a gift and checked out your Wonderbra collection online. Being a man, the problem I’m having is I don’t know what size to [...]

Fruit of the Loom has a long history dating back to 1851. There wasn’t time to cover it all in one letter, so when I wrote them, I kept things brief… Dear Underwear Supervisor: I think Fruit of the Loom makes the most comfortable underwear around! You leave just the right amount of breathing room [...]

After having one too many an umbrella invert during a storm, I definitely was not singin’ in the rain. It was more like screamin’, which is why I poured out my feelings to totes>>Isotoner… Dear Umbrella Spokes Person, I don’t understand umbrellas. They keep blowing inside-out. They’re built for rain, not wind. But wind and [...]

I couldn’t make sense of the copy on a package of socks made by No nonsense. So, I contacted them to see if they could make sense of it for me… Hello Hosiers: Since you’re No nonsense, let’s get right to the point. Why does your package of No nonsense Cushioned Socks say, “Ten Toes. [...]

After witnessing an accident involving my wife and Ann Taylor, I submitted this report to the Ann Taylor Corporate Offices… Dear Ann: My wife purchased one of your black business suits with blue pinstripes, which she looked totally hot wearing. And then this happened… We were in New York. While crossing Broadway and 57th, her [...]