I had a lot of friends when I lived in Los Angeles. Many of them were psycho, but none were psychic. So I reached out to the most popular psychics at the time for advice, The Psychic Friends Network, with this letter to the attention of a Literary Psychic Specialist…
Dear Psychic to the Scribes:
I know [...]
Thursday, March 11, 2010
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