Friday, May 18, 2012

Archive for February, 2012

Thanks to advances in technology there are many ways to improve, upgrade and expand your memory. That’s why I consulted Crucial to see how good their memory is… Dear Memory Masters: If my memory serves me correct, your website says you are “The Memory Experts.” Thank goodness because whatever enters my memory is gone in [...]

“Mirror, mirror, on the wall, why is my face one of the scariest of all?” Perhaps those asking that question just need to learn a new trick or two. I contacted Covermark, “World leader in Cosmetic Camouflage”, to see if their Face Magic make-up might be the answer… Dear Face Fixers: I wrote you about [...]

There’s one thing about Diaper Wipes that I find particularly assinine. So I decided to look into it, starting with the experts at Pampers… Dear Pamperers: Can you please answer an important question about diaper wipes? Why are diaper wipes called diaper wipes since it’s not the diaper that actually requires wiping? It’s not that [...]

There’s more than one way to get your vitamins. But the way I’m getting one of mine led to these questions for Carlson Laboratories… Dear Nutritional Supplementers: I use Carlson Vitamin D3 drops mainly because I hate swallowing pills. The great thing about drops is they never get stuck in your throat and feel like [...]

What happens when running shoes and balls don’t make for a good team? That’s what I hoped ASICS America Corporation could explain… Dear ASICS Footwear Customer Service: I emailed almost two months ago and no one responded. So I took matters into my own hands, or should I say feet? Either way, I purchased new [...]

It’s only a matter of time before cheese goes bad. Some cheeses stink so bad you might even think they’ve gone bad when they haven’t. Others smell pleasant enough, except it’s their taste that stinks real bad. But how much time do you have with normal, fresh-smelling, tasty, organic packaged cheese like a Mozzarella before [...]

People love being told they’ve got a good head on their shoulders. However, millions of others are considered flaky because their heads and shoulders are covered in dandruff. Since Head & Shoulders anti-dandruff shampoo is a Procter & Gamble brand, I contacted them to see what they know that allows them to stay a head [...]

Why people take Evening Primrose Oil is their business. What interests me is when to take it. That’s why I consulted NOW Foods — a health food and nutritional supplements supplier since 1968 — for guidance… Dear Award-Winning Manufacturer, Respected Advocate of the Natural Product Industry and Leader in the Fields of Nutritional Science and Methods Development [...]

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