Buying a bra isn’t the easiest thing for a man to do. I wrote Wonderbra to see if they could provide any support… Dear Bratenders: I’m interested in buying some bras as a gift and checked out your Wonderbra collection online. Being a man, the problem I’m having is I don’t know what size to [...]

Overall, I’m pleased with HP Paper. But occasionally, some of the sheets have something on them that irks me. I contacted HP to document my problem… Dear HP Paper Producers: HP Multipurpose Paper is my paper of preference. Since I’m a perfectionyst, I insist all my printouts look perfect. Unfortunately, your paper isn’t cooperating. I’ve [...]

In my eyes, the most eye-catching logo ever designed belongs to FedEx. Since I frequently find it so difficult to take my eyes off of it, I got in touch with FedEx to see if they could provide any additional insights… Dear FedExPerts: Whenever I see the FedEx logo I end up staring aimlessly, and [...]

After inquiries about getting a degree from Harvard or Yale didn’t pan out, I checked to see if my future ambitions might be more in tune with Carnegie Hall or Juilliard… Dear Carnegie Hall Auditions Department: I’ve always wanted to play Carnegie Hall. The problem is I don’t play an instrument. If I took my [...]

We’ve gotten used to seeing products that come in Original, Extra and Maximum Strength. Then there are Single, Double or Triple Strength items as well. As for fish oil, I contacted Puritan’s Pride to investigate their triple strength formula further… Dear Puritans: Puritan’s Pride Triple Strength Omega-3 Fish Oil has my head swimming in thought. [...]

The only snack food I have on my Bucket List is popcorn. One variety I’ve never tried — and didn’t know much about — is black popcorn. I shot off this letter to Fireworks Popcorn just for the hull of it to see if they would enlighten me… Dear Popcorn Poppers: I’d like to learn [...]

On a recent US Airways flight, maggots started dropping on passengers from an overhead bin. Even though the story received national news coverage, I wrote US Airways with some questions I didn’t see anyone else asking… Dear US Airways Cabin Fumigators: I was sickened to read about what happened on a recent US Airways flight [...]

There is one item I’ve always been reluctant about adding to my athletic wardrobe. I contacted Champion to see if they could address my concerns… Dear Champion Athletic Supporters: I’ve got concerns about wearing Champion Double Dry Compression Shorts. Compression shorts tend to look magnificent on mannequin models, but I’m not sure how yours are [...]

General Mills introduced the first fruit-flavored cereal in 1954. Since then, millions have fallen for their Trix. Having experienced many sweet memories from Trix, as well as other cereals from General Mills, I wondered how they would respond to this… Dear Trixters: Everyone knows Trix are for kids. When do you plan to acknowledge adults [...]

Even though dust settles, I have no intention of settling for dust. Since Swiffer Dusters from Procter & Gamble gather up dust, I reached out to them to gather up information about dust… Dear Dust Devourers: I use Swiffer Dusters mainly because I can’t use feather dusters since I’m allergic to feathers. Then again, I’m [...]