Friday, May 18, 2012

Archive for March, 2010

Choosing yogurt has become a game show. There are so many categories in play, it makes your wheels spin — soft, frozen, plain, regular, fat-free, low-fat, sugar-free, no sugar added, enriched, organic, European-style, French, Greek — the list goes on and on. Plus, it’s reached the point where you now need to have a good [...]

While visiting my parent’s home in 1997, I found a product that caught me by surprise. It was Lucky Kentucky Shampoo from Palm Beach Beauty Products, but it didn’t appear to be for humans. Since I thought my mom had gone nuts, I immediately consulted the manufacturer for advice…  Dear Head of Shampoo Products: This [...]

Boar’s Head believes they make “The best roast chicken. Ever.” Yes, it is good chicken. However, after seeing their recent advertising campaign, I gave them a mouthful of what I believe… Dear Heads of Boar’s: Your Boar’s Head EverRoast Chicken commercial says, “It’s like that glorious roast chicken that grandma used to make … only [...]

There are many applications for aluminum foil that are never advertised. I reached out to Reynolds Kitchens to get an expert’s opinion about some of them… Dear Aluminum Foilers: The Reynolds Wrap Aluminum Foil box says, “Trusted Since 1947.” I understand you started making this product with aluminum in 1926. How come it took 21 [...]

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