Friday, May 18, 2012

Archive for January, 2010

After a recent washing, I started wondering what was true and what was falsetto about my soap. That’s when I composed this letter to Dial… Dear Dial Soap Dispensers: I use Dial Gold Antibacterial Soap. Since I’m a borderline bacteriaphobic, can you confirm that the antibacterial agents in your soap are preventing gross bacteria from [...]

There’s one drawback to eating Cheetos Puffs that concerns me. I reached out to Frito-Lay, the manufacturers, to see if there’s a solution… Dear Cheese Puffers: I’ve been a big Cheetos Cheese Puffs nibbler for years. Because I eat so many of them, my fingers turn yellowy-orange and I’m wondering if people think I have [...]

After reading a South Florida Sun Sentinel article about Florida Power & Light arguing for a rate hike, I wrote FPL to see what they were arguing about… Dear Those Who Power & Light Florida: There was a very disturbing article in the paper recently. It alleges that Florida Power & Light is proposing to [...]

Everyone has heard flight attendants announce what to do in the unlikely event of an emergency landing or evacuation. That alone used to get me thinking about airline safety, which is why I sent this inquiry to American Airlines… Dear Safety Specialists: I think you guys are doing a terrific job. The only airline I’ll [...]

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