Friday, May 18, 2012

Archive for December, 2009

These days, toothpastes are real multitaskers. One task in particular that Aquafresh takes on caught me by surprise, so I looked into it… Dear Aquafreshers, I feel sorry for Aquafresh stripes. They come out so perfectly, and then once you start brushing, it looks more like you licked the primary colors off a watercolor painting. [...]

Over the years, I’ve enjoyed the scent of many Little Trees air fresheners in my car. It seemed only natural to contact Car-Freshner Corporation, the manufacturers, to air my thoughts about a different kind of use for them… Dear Tree Sniffers, This is embarrassing, but I’m going to ask anyway. Your Little Trees Air Fresheners [...]

I recently posted a letter to Aunt Jemima. Here’s one that’s semi-related, which I sent to Uncle Ben… Dear Uncle Ben: I had an Uncle Ben, but he passed away, so I hope this letter finds you in good health. There’s one thing that concerns me about rice. I don’t mean to get too personal, [...]

Dixie has a slogan that goes, “Make it a Dixie Day.” I shared my perspective with them about their products from the days when my Dixie Cups runneth over… Dear Creators of the D-Cup, Your Dixie website is too women-oriented. It’s obvious that Dixie is overly targeting moms and daughters. But you’re missing out on [...]

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