Friday, May 18, 2012

Archive for November, 2009

You really can shop ’til you drop at Costco — at least according to one link on their website… Dear Costco Funeral Director: While visiting Costco.com, I learned that Costco sells caskets. It actually stopped me you-know-what in my tracks when I saw “Funeral” right after “Furniture” on your navigation menu. Is there anything you [...]

There’s a commercial that cracks me up every time I see it. That’s what inspired this letter to Windex… Dear Window Cleaners: I love your Windex commercial where the crows ring the door bell to get the owner of the house to go inside from the backyard … and then close the sliding glass door [...]

I heard some stuff about Coca-Cola, including a crazy Chinese translation for it. So I wrote The Coca-Cola Company to find out if what I heard was the real thing… Dear Coke Folks: Is it true that in Chinese, Coca-Cola translates to “Bite the Wax Tadpole”? I know some of the ingredients are secret, but [...]

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