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Archive for October, 2009

Trying to create a truly unique Halloween costume character can be frighteningly challenging. What I had in mind involved lots of Marshmallow Fluff. The question is: Would it work? I contacted Durkee-Mower, makers of Marshmallow Fluff, for their opinion… Dear Marshmallow Fluffers: I’ve always been a fan of Marshmallow Fluff. And with Halloween coming up, [...]

An Extra-Volume Collagen Mascara product from L’Oréal Paris caught my eye. It also gave me an idea for using it to increase the volume of something other than my eyelashes… Dear Makeup Artists: I’m writing about your Extra-Volume Hydra Collagen Mascara, which claims to define and volumize eyelashes. Is volumize even a real word or [...]

10.02.2009

What a Wiener!

Foods

I’m referring to the wieners from Oscar Mayer. How else can you describe a food they once had everyone wishing they could be? So who better to have a word with about wieners than Oscar Mayer…? Dear Wiener Lovers: Wiener is just one of those words that bring a smile to your face whenever you [...]

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