A light went off in my head, so I got in touch with GE Lighting… Dear Director of Illumination, You claim your Longlife 100 Watts Light Bulbs live for 1,125 hours. How do you arrive at that statistic? Did you leave the lights on in your factory and notice that most bulbs begin to burn [...]
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Archive for August, 2009
Years ago, after taking two aspirin, I contacted Bayer in the morning… Dear Aspirin Research Director: Something has been giving me a headache and I’d appreciate a scientific answer. Why do they call it Aspirin when you take it orally? Or have I been taking it wrong all these years? What were they thinking when [...]
No one has seen more sneezes up close than Kleenex Tissues. I wrote them hoping for a reply that would blow me away… Dear Those Who Nose All: Since Kleenex is the experts on catching sneezes, I would feel blessed if you can answer some questions for me. Sometimes sneezes burst out of the starting [...]
When I accidentally found out that sweat odor isn’t the only thing Old Spice Deodorant fights off, I couldn’t wait to tell the company… Dear Old Spicers: Every summer my apartment used to be invaded by ants. Aside from the fact that ants are creepy creatures, letting them scurry around the kitchen makes it almost [...]
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