Is it possible to make whoopee cushions even funnier and more disgusting? I wrote S.S. Adams, the legendary pranks, gags and magic company with my suggestions… Dear Whoopee Makers: Your whoopee cushions have always been a gas! It’s amazing how that noise always gets people laughing, even if they have no sense of humor. Any [...]

For some, choosing a condom is a big deal. For others, it’s a small thing. Either way, there are lots of condoms to consider. So when I found the ONE, I shot off this letter to the manufacturer… Dear Prophylacticators, I came across your ONE Next Generation Condoms and got excited just reading the box. [...]

What man wouldn’t like to get his hands on a Playboy Bunny? Since I never did, I wrote Playboy hoping they would help me accomplish the next best thing… Dear Director of Playboy Bunny Affairs: It doesn’t look like I’m ever going to have an affair with a Playboy Bunny in this lifetime. In fact, [...]

A little corn can be a big problem. I found relief from Dr. Scholl’s and had to tell them about it… Dear Corn Care Cobblers: I purchased some Dr. Scholl’s Corn Cushions and they worked like magic! The adhesive side totally keeps them securely attached to the cob. And the other side has just the [...]

This inquiry about Mighty Dog should give you some food for thought. Then again, it might not… Dear Mighty Dog Nutritionists: I must admit, your Mighty Dog Chicken, Egg & Bacon Dinner looks mighty tasty. What would happen if a human ate it? It sure looks a lot better than some of the stuff my [...]

My father always stressed the importance of proper spelling and the value of developing a strong vocabulary. He was such a stickler about it, that even when I sent letters home from camp, he would return them corrected in red. So I knew he would be so very proud of me when I did some [...]

I heard a rumor about Mountain Dew and sperm, which gave birth to this letter… Dear Mountain Dew Brewers: What’s this I hear about Mountain Dew possibly lowering sperm count? Tell me it ain’t so! How come these things are always negative? Why can’t we ever hear that a beverage raises sperm count? You could [...]